#same scenario with her

[mukimokai]

what the fuck :3

okay.

where the FFFFFUUUUUUCCKKKK are my haitham emotes im going to end up on the fucking news :3

”oohhh Paimon's Paintings Set 36 Emojis Now Available!“ STFU.

imagine being a released character for almost 2 years and STILL only having FOUR.

FUCKING FOUR.

emotes.

hoyo when i catch you hoyo

“wahhhh!!! Mauvitano this! Citlali that! Ororon this! Kaveh that!”

I DONT GIVE A SHIT.

WHERE. IS. MY. WIFE.

WHERE. IS. MY. FUCKING. WIFE. :333

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ARANARA AND PARI EMOTE THAT LITERALLY NOBODY IS GOING TO USE AND NOT A WIFEY ONE.

THATS IT. IM JUMPING!!!! :3

[dykedvonte]

I think depictions of Anya being cruel to Curly or drawing out his suffering are artful and chilling but completely miss the point of the story and her character.

I'm not saying she doesn't deserve to have that "I told you so" moment with him but not in something callous or cold. Even if that is how it happened, she'd immediately feel guilty cause at that point she's not tormenting her tormenter or even the person truly at fault. She's doing something cathartic, similar to how Jimmy likely hits Curly to release rage he can't against the rest of the crew. She'd see herself as no different when she'd come back from the moment and see Curly cowering at her. She wants someone to take responsibility but how does being cruel to the defenseless help? Why would she want the power Jimmy has over her over Curly?

The idea of her extending someone else's pain is just so against the struggles she already faces and how she can't even bring herself to cause someone pain even to help them. Her very desire is to release herself from her own suffering and I doubt she'd even fine some sort of guilty release in being cruel to another.

[feketeribizli]

she cut her hair 😔

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Nimona headcanons I wrote instead of sleeping

Sometimes the boys forget that Nimona isn’t human 

Like they’re used to the shifting into animals aspect of Nimona because she does it as often as she breathes

But sometimes she’ll do some really creepy shit like make her arms longer to reach something when she’s too lazy to get up

One time they shifted just their neck to be like an owl so they could turn their head 180 degrees instead of just turning around cause that was “too boring” 

Or he’ll mimic people’s voices without realizing it 

Sometimes he’ll tell a story and suddenly he’s using Bal’s voice 

The first time she did this Bal searched the whole house cause he was convinced that Todd has snuck in

Or she’ll grow an extra arm to hold more shit and they take a moment to realize “oh yeah we adopted a little weirdo” 

They get used to it after a while and the arguments surrounding it are always funny because both the boys will complain and say “I don’t sound like that” and they have to be told “No love you do you really do” 

You know those videos of babies reacting to their parents shaving their facial hair or putting on glasses 

That’s Nimona's reaction every single time the boys change their appearance even the smallest bit they cant shave or wear their reading glasses because if they do he freaks out 

Talking some “help me Nemesis I heard bosses voice but I can’t find him” while Bal was standing right in front of them 

It was the first time he shaved his face in years and he’s never doing it again 

Mostly cause Ambrosius kept telling him he looked like a teenager and it was freaking him out 

I feel like Bal and Ambrosius are those kinds of people who will tell people about the little injuries but neglect the big ones 

Like Bal mentioned that he thinks he sprained his ankle during the fight at the institute but he won’t mention that he’s pretty sure he got a concussion 

(BECAUSE THIS MAN HEAD-BUTTED TWO PEOPLE WHEN HE HAS A METAL ARM) 

(I’m bout to wrap this man in bubble wrap and give him a helmet because wtf) 

Ambrosius will complain the whole day about the fact that he has a paper cut

But will completely neglect to inform his doctors “Oh yeah I can’t move my left arm higher than my waist without pain and I can’t see that well out of my left eye or hear that well out of my left ear do you think that’ll be a problem?” 

It isn’t until Nimona makes an off handed comment about how this super weird that the laser did basically nothing to him that he told both of them

They literally dragged him to the ER because “Who thinks those symptoms are normal Nemesis what is wrong in that pretty little head of yours!!” 

When Bal tells Nimona she’s being a bit of a hypocrite (cause who refers to an arrow as a splinter?) she turns to him and says “I know you’re not saying something Mr. Human battering ram” 

It took literally everything in Ambrosius not to break down laughing

After that she forces them to have frequent checkups with the doctor because these dorks wouldn’t go otherwise

Honestly I'm fully convinced that some people in the kingdom don't know who Nimona is and are constantly confused why they let this little weirdo follow them around 

And finally the curiosity will eat away at them and they’ll finally ask 

Sometimes the boys will give some “normal” answers like “Oh that’s Nimona” and they won’t elaborate at all

Sometimes they’ll give funnier answers like “Oh that’s a raccoon we found in the garage who turned into a person one day” “I don’t know they just showed up in our living room” and their personal best “You see her too?” 

And their favorite that they only started using a couple of years down the line “Oh that’s our kid”

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: (temporary) piercing / ]

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I’d imagine Cassandra wouldn’t make a big deal out of Leo’s newfound abilities tbh

And yes, she is in fact wearing her full fight ensemble under her clothes tyvm

Bonus:

[ryllen]

You know I am surprise Sebek that is never jealous to anyone who is close to Yuu. It is a boys school and I can imagine some have crushes on her.

[bellyasks]

Your character ordered takeout for dinner. What could go wrong? [constructed with my esteemed homies @tummyfreakoftheweek & @hungry-tum-stuff]

HUNGER:

The portions are far smaller than they expected, and they didn't order nearly enough to fill themself up.

The food is greasy and congealed upon arrival, and they're too put off to eat much of it.

They only order enough for one, not expecting their friend to drop by, and they offer to share despite not having quite enough to fill up both of them.

The food takes forever to arrive, and they don't want to spoil their dinner by snacking, so they wait impatiently on an empty stomach.

They receive the wrong order, and it's something they either don't like or can't eat, and now they either have to figure something else out or wait for a replacement.

They ordered online and through some glitch it failed to go through, and they don't realize something's wrong until they've been waiting for ages.

They bravely ignore all the pop-ups advertising desserts and sides on the way to the checkout, but once their food arrives their belly is rumbling for cake and breadsticks.

STUFFING:

The portions are far bigger than they expected, and they went a little overboard ordering, wanting to make sure they had enough.

The food is greasy and congealed upon arrival, and it leaves them feeling too full too quickly, maybe even a little queasy.

They order enough for multiple people, but wind up alone with more food than they can handle after their friends get held up by conflicting obligations.

The food takes forever to arrive, and they give in and snack a little while they wait, leaving them half-full by the time they get their meal.

They receive the wrong order, and even though they'll gladly eat it, the restaurant sends a replacement anyway, leaving them with two meals.

They ordered online and through some glitch it went through twice, so they wind up with twice as much food.

They're far too tempted by all the pop-ups advertising desserts and sides on the way to the checkout and wind up ordering more than they can handle.

[lelsiemeyers]

sonic the hedgehog human/highschool au but eggman is still the villain because he won't let sonic date his son(it's shadow. his son is shadow)

[whatlurksbean]

Completely random question that popped up in my head, but who do you think would win a fight between Sturgeon and Hake?

they both lose emotionally ) :

[evostrashbin]

the curse of immortality (spoiler: Kiran is also on this picture 👍)

[autumnoakes]

okay but going back to zagreus and melinoë for a second... i think when they meet they're going to have a LOT to work on with each other if they're going to get along. zagreus likes to push boundaries and he doesn't like leaving things unresolved if there's something he can do about it and melinoë is a LOT like hades in so many ways (temperment and sometimes her tone in particular). they're going to get on each others' nerves. they're going to drive each other up the wall. they're going to need time to get to know each other and understand each other and they might not get the chance to during hades 2 (what with mel's task seeming pretty nonstop. i know she's a goddess but girl don't you get tired???).

[brofightiscancelled]

[doverstar]

actually I love Tentoo and he is the Doctor and it was the only ending for Rose that worked and it is a huge gift to be able to have the man she loves grow old with her, they were always heading for that, y'all be quiet. I 100% understand the angst but it's okay, they're okay, good ending-

[reluctantbylerblog]

call me crazy and controversial but I don't think nancy did anything wrong, nor is she fundamentally a bad person for what happened to barb in s1, and I absolutely do not think she needs to be redeemed. the end of her character arc should always be about reaching a point of self-compassion and forgiveness—specifically by healing enough to allow herself to move past her guilt and belief that she caused barbs death by letting herself become close to others and form intimate friendships. especially with robin (who imo she was cagey with in s4 because of her trauma around barb)

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

slug wxs with some slightly more casual outfits

[saintverse]

the other day i was explaining to my bf how i don't mind "genderbent" merlin art if it's not annoyingly heterosexual because she's transfem to me but "genderbent" arthur art just feels so very unrealistic. if he was born a girl he would just transition to be honest... people will try to do genderbending but "trans positive" by just saying it's lesbian merthur but then they're both conventionally feminine cis women and truly i don't think that works with their characters... merlin who defies every boundary and societal norm? arthur pendragon? arthur would never be a cis woman he would just transition sorry...

actually hold on. arthur is assumed to be a "tomboy" crossdresser and he pretty much only takes on the role of a princess when his father expects it. considered a harmless fancy. gets to the point where everyone even his knights call him prince arthur but as a "joke" because of how masculine he is. merlin gets assigned as the princess' maidservant and eventually arthur is like Merlin... you must understand... this isn't playing dress up, to me. this is who i am. and merlin's like Ohhh Okay. Lol. Me Too it's okay i get it. and then she walks away and it takes arthur days to realize that merlin was implying she's transfem

there's your yuri merthur if it was awesome and transgender. butch transmasc he/him lesbian arthur and genderfluid trans girl merlin. love wins!